The perfect card for all those parent's using the bathroom with an audience! Sometimes you can't get what you want, but it's worth a shot!
"Happy Birthday! I hope you got a spa day, or a wild night out, or a delicious dinner, or a tasty drink, or a good book, or a nice nap, or a chance to pee uninterrupted. Shoot for the moon and land amongst the stars right?!"
Red foil on pale blue card | blank inside | 4.25" x 5.5" (folded)